My name is Oli but you bitches can call me The Big O. I am from the UK and I have a UK accent just like the queen and One Direction (they're from Europe you know). I'm not pansexual or suicidal and apparently that's how to be cool on here so yeh what a shame. I usually appeal to chubby emo girls. That's probably the reason why I have lots of followers but yeah none of them talk to me because they're too busy crying
«It is always half full. It is never half empty. Also, it’s not a glass, it’s a glove, because a glass full of love is a glove, a bit like the way our hands are wrapped in the warmth and comfort of a glove when one really needs the… sorry, the glass was half full and I drank it and it was vodka.»
I’ve been living in my new house in Reading. It’s huge. I broke up with my girlfriend cos she’s not my true love but I’m gonna stay with her to look after the baby. I have 3 interviews next week. I’m never on tumblr cos I do things.