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Anonymous: Nev Schulman is so hot tbf. I'd take his word as gospel.

Max is cooler though

lyfblog: datzz vry sad.. !!

It’s not sad it’s just lyf!!!

Anonymous: i just didn't expect it.

The only reason I broke up with her is cos Nev from Catfish kept going on about true love and I’m not 100% sure I had that with Sapphire

(Source: grumpysalmon)

Anonymous: you're single now!?

Yeah I am. Calm down. Breathe.

« It is always half full. It is never half empty. Also, it’s not a glass, it’s a glove, because a glass full of love is a glove, a bit like the way our hands are wrapped in the warmth and comfort of a glove when one really needs the… sorry, the glass was half full and I drank it and it was vodka. »

- Danny Wallace when asked “Is the glass half empty or half full?” (via fuckyeahdannywallace)

But some situations require a much more thorough application of maths. Let’s look at some examples. Have your pen and paper ready.


Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

Life update

I’ve been living in my new house in Reading. It’s huge. I broke up with my girlfriend cos she’s not my true love but I’m gonna stay with her to look after the baby. I have 3 interviews next week. I’m never on tumblr cos I do things.





(Source: joeseline)

“Not only did the streak die, but a big part of my childhood and my life died….”

Not only did the streak die, but a big part of my childhood and my life died….”


All of us. 


All of us. 

I won’t always love what I’ll never have,
I won’t always live in my regrets. [X]


*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub)

(Source: jstewarts)