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Anonymous: Nev Schulman is so hot tbf. I'd take his word as gospel.

Max is cooler though

lyfblog: datzz vry sad.. !!

It’s not sad it’s just lyf!!!

Anonymous: i just didn't expect it.

The only reason I broke up with her is cos Nev from Catfish kept going on about true love and I’m not 100% sure I had that with Sapphire

(Source: grumpysalmon)

Anonymous: you're single now!?

Yeah I am. Calm down. Breathe.

« It is always half full. It is never half empty. Also, it’s not a glass, it’s a glove, because a glass full of love is a glove, a bit like the way our hands are wrapped in the warmth and comfort of a glove when one really needs the… sorry, the glass was half full and I drank it and it was vodka. »

- Danny Wallace when asked “Is the glass half empty or half full?” (via fuckyeahdannywallace)

But some situations require a much more thorough application of maths. Let’s look at some examples. Have your pen and paper ready.

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

Life update

I’ve been living in my new house in Reading. It’s huge. I broke up with my girlfriend cos she’s not my true love but I’m gonna stay with her to look after the baby. I have 3 interviews next week. I’m never on tumblr cos I do things.

reginasmom:

iconic

reginasmom:

iconic

(Source: joeseline)


“Not only did the streak die, but a big part of my childhood and my life died….”

Not only did the streak die, but a big part of my childhood and my life died….”

hiitsmekevin:

All of us. 

hiitsmekevin:

All of us. 

I won’t always love what I’ll never have,
I won’t always live in my regrets. [X]

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub)

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